Well Played Autumn, Well Played

I wake Autumn up today for school at 8am. She says she doesn't feel well. She waked up looking like this:

She's been complaining of a sore throat for a day or two so I decide to let her stay home. A few hours go by and she starts looking like this:

I find out that she had set her alarm for 5am so she could play her new Pokemon game before she had to go to school. Somewhere between 5 and 8am she had fallen asleep. She is indeed sick, but not so much that she needed to stay home. Her being tired made her sound and look a lot worse than she actually is.

Autumn - 2; Mom - 0

Thief!

Autumn is on a roll today! Still at Friendly's:

Autumn: "You should take those coffee creamers home."
Me: "No, thats ok."
::Autumn puts creamers in her pocket when I'm not looking::
Autumn: "They're in my pocket! So now if we run out of milk in the morning you can use these in your coffee. So you wont be grouchy."

Sweaty Beans.

Autumn: "Your coffee smells like beans."
Me: "Coffee beans?"
Autumn: "No, mexican jumping beans. Cause they're all sweaty."

Blood. In Your Face!

Autumn and I are at Friendly's and she's coloring a picture with the red crayon.

Me: "What are you doing?"
Autumn: "You're supposed to find stuff and color it. But I'm not doing that. I'm coloring everybody's face red....to make them bloody!"
::continues coloring contently::

Traveling Circus, errr....I mean Wal-Mart.

As we're driving this morning, we see a tractor trailer.

Autumn: "You know those big trucks with Wal-Mart written on the side?"

Me: "Yea..."

Autumn: "When I was little I always thought if you opened the door and walked inside you'd be in Wal-Mart. Like in the store."

Justa Bieber.

Autumn hates Justin Bieber.

"He looks like a girl. I call him Justa instead of Justin. And Beaver instead of Bieber. Ya know, like Just-a-Beaver."

Then she proceeded to laugh hysterically at herself.

Pokemon Priorities

Autumn set her alarm this morning for 5am just so she could play Pokemon on DS for a few hours before school. Priorities.