Sweaty Beans.

Autumn: "Your coffee smells like beans."
Me: "Coffee beans?"
Autumn: "No, mexican jumping beans. Cause they're all sweaty."

Blood. In Your Face!

Autumn and I are at Friendly's and she's coloring a picture with the red crayon.

Me: "What are you doing?"
Autumn: "You're supposed to find stuff and color it. But I'm not doing that. I'm coloring everybody's face red....to make them bloody!"
::continues coloring contently::

Traveling Circus, errr....I mean Wal-Mart.

As we're driving this morning, we see a tractor trailer.

Autumn: "You know those big trucks with Wal-Mart written on the side?"

Me: "Yea..."

Autumn: "When I was little I always thought if you opened the door and walked inside you'd be in Wal-Mart. Like in the store."

Justa Bieber.

Autumn hates Justin Bieber.

"He looks like a girl. I call him Justa instead of Justin. And Beaver instead of Bieber. Ya know, like Just-a-Beaver."

Then she proceeded to laugh hysterically at herself.

Pokemon Priorities

Autumn set her alarm this morning for 5am just so she could play Pokemon on DS for a few hours before school. Priorities.

Wawawawawawawawa

Pulling into Wawa and I comment on how many people are there. Autumn says, "So many Wawaians!"

Toot, toot

Looking through Autumn's emails and she wrote one to herself:

People look at me like I'm drunk and stupid, but I just made a fart! *toot toot* 999,999,999 times!!!!