Traveling Circus, errr....I mean Wal-Mart.

As we're driving this morning, we see a tractor trailer.

Autumn: "You know those big trucks with Wal-Mart written on the side?"

Me: "Yea..."

Autumn: "When I was little I always thought if you opened the door and walked inside you'd be in Wal-Mart. Like in the store."

Justa Bieber.

Autumn hates Justin Bieber.

"He looks like a girl. I call him Justa instead of Justin. And Beaver instead of Bieber. Ya know, like Just-a-Beaver."

Then she proceeded to laugh hysterically at herself.

Pokemon Priorities

Autumn set her alarm this morning for 5am just so she could play Pokemon on DS for a few hours before school. Priorities.

Wawawawawawawawa

Pulling into Wawa and I comment on how many people are there. Autumn says, "So many Wawaians!"

Toot, toot

Looking through Autumn's emails and she wrote one to herself:

People look at me like I'm drunk and stupid, but I just made a fart! *toot toot* 999,999,999 times!!!!

Autumn-1; Mom-0

Autumn's eating ice cream. Chocolate all over her face.

I say, "Your face is a mess."

She says, "YOUR face is a mess."

Autumn-1; Mom-0

The right idea

Autumn was getting changed into her pj's and asked me to take the tags off a new t-shirt she got for her birthday. I asked her why she was wearing her new shirt to bed. She says, "So tomorrow when I wake up, all I gotta do is put pants on."