Oh, George!

Autumn talking about money:

"George Washington is on 3 things. Abraham Lincoln is on 2. George Clooney....wait, he's not a president."

Hobo

Walking past a van with an older dirty looking man who has a big gray beard and Autumn says, "That guy looks like a hobo."

Wet ones

Autumn starts making fart noises with her armpit. Then says, "They sound like wet ones if you do it right after you get out of the shower."

It's a hard knock life

Me: "You gotta get in the shower."

Autumn: "My life is already bad enough, you don't need to make it worse."