Granny

Autumn: I think Thanksgiving probably has a spirit.

Me: What, like a turkey ghost?

Autumn: NO, like Granny....Apple.....Smith......She haunts people, I've seen her.

Mangel

Looking at our angel tree top,
Autumn says, "It's a Mangel."
I ask, "What?"
She says, "A Mangel. A man angel."

Secret Weapon

I was playing around with Autumn, hugging her and not letting her go. She kept trying to get away, then she farted. I immediately let go of her and said, "Ew!" She says, "My secret weapon!"