Happy Halloween!

Autumn, the zombie!

I'm gonna kill ya, just give me a minute.

Autumn got her ears pierced for the first time tonight. After the woman was done, she said to Autumn, "Don't kill me!" Autumn responded with, "I might in a minute."

Annoying homework.

Me: Do you have homework?
Autumn: Yea, I have to write 3 nice things about the most annoying kid in my class. Ugh. We picked names out of a hat, I got him. Everyone feels so bad for me.
Me: What are you gonna write?
Autumn: I have no idea.

King Dorito!

Message from Autumn:

Can you please pass the solt?

Autumn and I were out to dinner tonight and I had asked her if she wanted the salt for her french fries. The rest of our conversation went like this:

Autumn: "Solt! Solt! Solt!"
Me: "What?"
Autumn: "Solt! Its British for salt!"
Autumn: "Go ask Robert Pattinson or Bobby Long or something and ask them to say salt. They'll say it just like that. Solt!"

Later in the evening at home we were eating some of the banana bread I had made a few days ago. She asks me how you make banana bread. I start telling her to ingredients, last one being salt. She says:

"Salt? Don't you mean SOLT?!"

Well Played Autumn, Well Played

I wake Autumn up today for school at 8am. She says she doesn't feel well. She waked up looking like this:

She's been complaining of a sore throat for a day or two so I decide to let her stay home. A few hours go by and she starts looking like this:

I find out that she had set her alarm for 5am so she could play her new Pokemon game before she had to go to school. Somewhere between 5 and 8am she had fallen asleep. She is indeed sick, but not so much that she needed to stay home. Her being tired made her sound and look a lot worse than she actually is.

Autumn - 2; Mom - 0

Thief!

Autumn is on a roll today! Still at Friendly's:

Autumn: "You should take those coffee creamers home."
Me: "No, thats ok."
::Autumn puts creamers in her pocket when I'm not looking::
Autumn: "They're in my pocket! So now if we run out of milk in the morning you can use these in your coffee. So you wont be grouchy."